Why Don't We Get Drunk -- Jimmy Buffett

I really do appreciate the fact you're sittin' here  Your voice sounds so wonderful 
But yer face don't look too clear  So bar maid bring a pitcher, another round o' brew 
Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw 

Why don't we get drunk and screw  I just bought a water bed, it's filled up for me and you 
They say you are a snuff queen  Honey I don't think that's true 
So, why don't we get drunk and screw 

Why don't we get drunk and screw  I just bought a waterbed it's filled up for me and you 
They say you are a snuff queen  Honey I don't think that's true 
So why don't we get drunk and screw Yeah, now baby I say, (Lord!) 
Why don't we get drunk and screw                                                       (sing365)

This song was written as a piece of total satire when I did my first album in Nashville. I was hearing a lot of suggestive country songs - in particular, Conway Twitty's "Lets Go All The Way." I figured I would write a song that would leave no doubt in anybody's mind. I thought back to a late-night in an Atlanta diner where I was eating and watched this out-of-focus business man trying to pick up a hooker. That's all the inspiration I needed.      (songfacts)